Post by dtothelux on Aug 12, 2009 12:26:49 GMT -6
A guy traveling through Mexico on vacation lost his wallet and all of his identification. Cutting his trip short, he attempted to make his way home but was stopped at the border by a U.S. Customs agent.
"May I see your identification please?" asked the agent.
"I am sorry but I lost my wallet" replied the traveler.
"Sure buddy, I hear that every day. No Id, no entry."
"But I can prove I am an American. I have a picture of Ronald Reagan tattooed on one side of my butt and George Bush on the other."
"This I gotta see," replied the agent.
With that the guy dropped his pants and showed the agent his behind.
"By golly you're right!" exclaimed the agent. "Have a safe trip back to Chicago."
"Thanks but how did you know I was from Chicago?"
The agent replied, "I recognized Obama in the middle."
"May I see your identification please?" asked the agent.
"I am sorry but I lost my wallet" replied the traveler.
"Sure buddy, I hear that every day. No Id, no entry."
"But I can prove I am an American. I have a picture of Ronald Reagan tattooed on one side of my butt and George Bush on the other."
"This I gotta see," replied the agent.
With that the guy dropped his pants and showed the agent his behind.
"By golly you're right!" exclaimed the agent. "Have a safe trip back to Chicago."
"Thanks but how did you know I was from Chicago?"
The agent replied, "I recognized Obama in the middle."
