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They are composing a list of all the ways they have referred to Barky. I will try to share the list in the morning. There are some days we need to have a little good natured humor.

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(This article from an email someone sent me is supposed to be humor but in a way it is also very sad. If you can get a chuckle out of it, good for you. We aren't getting much of that these days.)


From President Obama:

My Fellow Citizens,

Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown in
the economy, I, President Obama, have decided to implement a scheme to
put workers of 50 years of age and above on early retirement. This
scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).

Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to Congress to be
considered for the SHAFT scheme (Special Help After Forced Termination).

Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under
the SCREW program (Scheme Covering Retired-Early Workers).

A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many
times as I, President Obama deem appropriate.

Persons who have been RAPED could get AIDS (Additional Income
for Dependants & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel
Early Severance).

Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or
SCREWED any further by me, President Obama.

Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as
much nuts (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. I, President
Obama have always prided myself on the amount of nuts I give our
citizens.

Should you feel that you do not receive enough nuts, please
bring this to the attention of your Congressman, who has been trained to
give you all the nuts you can handle.

Sincerely,

President Obama

PS - - Due to recent budget cuts and the rising cost of
electricity the Light at the End of the Tunnel has been turned off.