Post by hasset on Aug 3, 2009 21:08:55 GMT -6
How to stay safe in the World today
1.. Avoid riding in automobiles because they are responsible for 20% of all
fatal accidents.
2. Do not stay home because 17% of all accidents occur in the home.
3. Avoid walking on streets or sidewalks because 14% of all accidents
occur to pedestrians.
4.. Avoid traveling by air, rail, or water because 16% of all accidents involve
these forms of transportation.
5. Of the remaining 33%, 32% of all deaths occur in Hospitals.
So, .... Above all else, Avoid hospitals.
But, ...... You will be pleased to learn that only ..001% Of all deaths occur in worship services in church, and these are usually related to previous physical disorders. Therefore, logic tells us that the safest place for you to be at any given point in time is at church!
.....And.....Bible study is safe too. The percentage of deaths during Bible study is even less.
So,
Attend church,
And read your Bible
IT COULD SAVE YOUR LIFE!
MAY GOD RICHLY BLESS YOU!!!
1.. Avoid riding in automobiles because they are responsible for 20% of all
fatal accidents.
2. Do not stay home because 17% of all accidents occur in the home.
3. Avoid walking on streets or sidewalks because 14% of all accidents
occur to pedestrians.
4.. Avoid traveling by air, rail, or water because 16% of all accidents involve
these forms of transportation.
5. Of the remaining 33%, 32% of all deaths occur in Hospitals.
So, .... Above all else, Avoid hospitals.
But, ...... You will be pleased to learn that only ..001% Of all deaths occur in worship services in church, and these are usually related to previous physical disorders. Therefore, logic tells us that the safest place for you to be at any given point in time is at church!
.....And.....Bible study is safe too. The percentage of deaths during Bible study is even less.
So,
Attend church,
And read your Bible
IT COULD SAVE YOUR LIFE!
MAY GOD RICHLY BLESS YOU!!!
