Post by hasset on Sept 19, 2009 16:43:13 GMT -6
In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress.
John Adams
If my theory of relativity is proven correct, Germany will claim me as a German and France will say I am a man of the world. If it's proven wrong, France will say I am a German and Germany will say I am a Jew.
Albert Einstein
I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
George Burns
I believe that a scientist looking at nonscientific problems is just as dumb as the next guy.
Richard Feynman (How about a nonscientist (Gore) looking at scientific problems and PROVING HIS DUMBNESS....hasset)
There is much to be said in favor of modern journalism. By giving us the opinions of the uneducated, it keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community.
Oscar Wilde (This one belongs with the Gore statement)
Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.
Douglas Adams
"Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window."
Steve Wozniak
It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practise either of them.
Mark Twain
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt. (another one about Gore)
Mark Twain
America is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly from barbarism to degeneration without the usual interval of civilization.
George Clemenceau (1841-1929), French politician
Americans have different ways of saying things. They say 'elevator', we say `lift' ... they say `President', we say `stupid psychopathic git'.
Alexi Sayle, British comedian
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government, and I'm here to help.
Ronald Reagan
Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
Ronald Reagan
The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.
Frank Zappa
He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career. (again....Gore)
George Bernard Shaw
Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel.
John Quinton
Politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.
Charles de Gaulle
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx
Political satire became obsolete when Henry Kissinger was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize.
Tom Lehrer
People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war or before an election.
Otto von Bismarck
A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing but together can decide that nothing can be done.
Fred Allen
The best argument against democracy is a five minute conversation with the average voter.
Winston Churchill
I think politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.
Anonymous
Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
P.J. O'Rourke
John Adams
If my theory of relativity is proven correct, Germany will claim me as a German and France will say I am a man of the world. If it's proven wrong, France will say I am a German and Germany will say I am a Jew.
Albert Einstein
I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
George Burns
I believe that a scientist looking at nonscientific problems is just as dumb as the next guy.
Richard Feynman (How about a nonscientist (Gore) looking at scientific problems and PROVING HIS DUMBNESS....hasset)
There is much to be said in favor of modern journalism. By giving us the opinions of the uneducated, it keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community.
Oscar Wilde (This one belongs with the Gore statement)
Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.
Douglas Adams
"Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window."
Steve Wozniak
It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practise either of them.
Mark Twain
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt. (another one about Gore)
Mark Twain
America is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly from barbarism to degeneration without the usual interval of civilization.
George Clemenceau (1841-1929), French politician
Americans have different ways of saying things. They say 'elevator', we say `lift' ... they say `President', we say `stupid psychopathic git'.
Alexi Sayle, British comedian
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government, and I'm here to help.
Ronald Reagan
Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
Ronald Reagan
The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.
Frank Zappa
He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career. (again....Gore)
George Bernard Shaw
Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel.
John Quinton
Politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.
Charles de Gaulle
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx
Political satire became obsolete when Henry Kissinger was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize.
Tom Lehrer
People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war or before an election.
Otto von Bismarck
A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing but together can decide that nothing can be done.
Fred Allen
The best argument against democracy is a five minute conversation with the average voter.
Winston Churchill
I think politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.
Anonymous
Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
P.J. O'Rourke